I don’t like brown eggs. Eggs should be white with the “EB” stamp on them. My father likes brown eggs. He tells me they taste fresher; I don’t believe him when he says that. Chickens lay white eggs; if they lay brown eggs the chickens are probably bad. I don’t want to eat brown eggs from bad chickens.
I don’t like to go grocery shopping either. Since I don’t like to shop for groceries, I usually go about once a month; which means I have two grocery carts full of groceries. It takes me about 3 hours to shop for food. I hate it and its a waste of time. My husband likes to grocery shop. He tells me its relaxing; I don’t believe him when he says that. Pushing around two huge shopping carts loaded with groceries is not my idea of relaxing.
My grocery bags do no look like this when I bring them home. The only time I’ve ever seen groceries look like this is in the movies. Only people who live in New York City and are in the movies have grocery bags that look perfect.
My grocery bags look more like this….
My children used to love washing the dogs…until they grew up. They used to tell me how much fun it was to wash the dogs and get all wet. I didn’t believe my children when they told me that. The only time washing a dog is fun is when you actually take them to the groomer.
Washing a dog might be a little more tolerable if you could do it this way…..
Why do people eat brown eggs? I just can’t figure it out.