Silent Screams (and other odd sounds)

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You Treat Me Like a Dog!

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I wish someone would treat me like a dog.  I look at my three dogs and think they have got to have the best life of anyone I know.  They get their hair done every 6 weeks.  They don’t have to shower every day but get bathed when they need it.  They don’t have to brush their own hair; someone else does that for them.  They get their ears scratched and their backs rubbed more in one day then I do in a year.  They get to run naked outside.  They get taken to their doctors at regular intervals and don’t have to worry about the bill. What more could anyone want?  Please, treat me like a dog!

One more thing.  Have you ever heard of a dog who had to clean up human poop?  I don’t think I have; but I have heard of many people cleaning up dog poop.  

Author: seemeye

Wannabe extraordinaire. Genius by birth; fool by nature. A compilation of my life experiences. I think so much it makes my head hurt.

One thought on “You Treat Me Like a Dog!

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